According to The Hoff, David 'Knight Rider' Hasslehoff will be coming to a hilarious person-catapulting game near you (a hint: Pain). He'll be a downloadable character on Hoff Day, November 6th, along with the spiffy new Movie Studio level. Included will be a cover of Culture Club's 'Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?', covered by the Hoff, no less.

So, when people say 'don't Hassle the Hoff', you can tell them that the Hoff himself said you were allowed to launch him into explosive crates. Now, commence waiting and thumb-twiddling.