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Do you suck at PixelJunk Monsters?

I do.  I’m dreadful at this game.  I assume it’s the game’s fault - I’ve hammered all sort of RTS games in my time, this RTS-lite shouldnt be a problem for me. Yet I’m rubbish at this.  After having the game for 4 months I’ve only been able to progress past the third level of EASY because my fellow PS3Vault writer Ed took me through it bit by bit, while I followed his instructions like a blind, drunken, idiot, sheep.

Possibly as a result of sensing the depth of my humiliation of having to ask for help, via the power of thier in-house psychics (all developers have those, honestly), PixelJunk have announced a “difficulty option” for Monsters - “The patch will add Easy, Medium, Hard, and Expert modes to PixelJunk Monsters. These new modes will only be available in offline play, though, as Q-Games will be keeping the current difficulty setting for online play in order to maintain fairness in the rankings.”

There is also news of a patch for PixelJunk Eden - perhaps it’s some kind of block to stop it dissapearing up its own arse.


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2 Responses to “Do you suck at PixelJunk Monsters?”

  1. Expert mode? That’ll sort the men out from the boys…and then slaughter everyone anyway with it’s supreme difficulty!

  2. Thank god, i’ve tried some levels a million different ways with no luck.

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