Criterion Games has, with profound finality, declared that there will be no more Burnout Paradise DLC. Ever. Don’t believe us? Our source happens to be the developer’s official twitter feed:

‘Please stop asking us for Burnout Paradise DLC. There will be no more! Sorry everyone! But we did WAY more than everyone else…’

And they’re right. They gave us a Bikes Pack, a local multiplayer Party Pack (both of which were generously bundled into the Ultimate Box package), Legendary Cars, Toy Cars, a Cops and Robbers online game mode, and lastly Big Surf Island, a fun-filled resort featuring more stunts, jumps and excitement per square foot than anywhere else in Paradise City!

It’s probably time we left the Burnout team to focus on the new Need for Speed title EA has them working on.